The Truth

wickedclothes:

Pizza Friendship Necklace

Give your closest friend, or friends, a pizza your heart. Six of these pendants form a full, silver-plated pizza. Hung on a 22” chain. Sold on Etsy.

(via relliann)

Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Friend: ...
Me: I also think I got hotter.

marynesq:

lessgeeking-morescience:

marynesq:

likasashes:

puscyiffer:

remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it

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Okay, I know it wouldn’t work but I’m dumb so I tried, and now that you’ve made me waste 15 minutes of my life, eXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.

So :

http://i.imgur.com/nA53dlx.gif

The pieces actually grow bigger as they slide.

I will fucking murder the pieces of shit who did this.

(Source: shalrath, via sleepy-s0ngbird)

trust:

how do people even motivate themselves to do homework i want to know

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via terriblyartistic)

ellendegeneres:

Ellen Pompeo talks about her adorable, slightly sassy, 4-year-old.

We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful!

(Source: dong-lovers, via emobaria)